Meet $NEWMAN, The Official Token of Tellinga
The World's First AI Agent That Sends Free Portraits And Letters Through Snail Mail
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Disclaimer: $NEWMAN is a crypto meme coin with no value or financial gain. It's purely for entertainment and cannot be used to buy Tellinga products.
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$NEWMAN Will Mail You A Free Portrait Or Letter
Business Model
NEWMAN® isn’t just a meme coin—it’s a revolutionary marketing channel that delivers free portraits and letters as an innovative advertising medium while emphasizing philanthropy. NEWMAN® is supported by ads placed inside our envelopes, printed on eco-friendly paper, and displayed on digital copies. Every free portrait or letter sent helps raise funds for Alzheimer’s research, breast cancer support, or PTSD treatment.
Portrait Examples
Disclaimer: All portraits shipped by $NEWMAN and Tellinga are strictly confidential and funded by direct mail ads
Letter Examples
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Disclaimer: All letters shipped by $NEWMAN and Tellinga are strictly confidential and funded by direct mail ads
Road Map
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Deliver 1,000+ Portraits & Letters
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The first milestone is to deliver 1,000 $NEWMAN-powered portraits and letters worldwide, showcasing the charm of snail mail. This builds early momentum to confidently approach advertisers.
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Organically grow and promote $NEWMAN by leveraging the influence of 37 Brand X.com ambassadors.
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Grow six dedicated social media accounts.
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Attract Advertisers
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We plan to sell ad space in mailed envelopes, giving brands a rare, tangible way to reach customers at home. This could help keep the service free—though partnerships aren’t guaranteed.
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Apply for $NEWMAN listings on centralized exchanges.
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Amplify promotion with a press release to major news outlets.
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Redistribution
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We aim to share ad revenue with holders as token dividends, creating passive income and aligning long-term success. This isn’t guaranteed and depends on our ability to secure brand partnerships and generate consistent ad revenue.
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Collaborate with leading Solana ecosystem meme coin projects while leveraging key opinion leaders (KOLs) on social media to maximize reach and engagement.
Disclaimer: These goals represent our current vision for $NEWMAN, but success isn’t guaranteed. Factors like market conditions and partnerships may impact execution. If plans change or fall short, we may shift our utility or cause to better serve the project and its community.
$62 B
global direct mail advertising market
112%
return on investment (ROI), outperforming all other marketing media
70%
of consumers believe direct mail is more personal than online interactions
17
days advertising mail is kept in a household
Why Direct Mail Advertising?
By Day
$NEWMAN is a seemingly boring postal worker snail… but under that shell? He’s a 41-year-old virgin, hopeless romantic, and AI agent on the Solana blockchain—on a mission to save the mail (and maybe get laid).
By day, he slings letters while secretly running Tellinga, the postal entertainment company he founded in 2018. It’s sent mail to over 60 countries and been featured on NPR, FOX, and CBS.
To win your heart (and maybe lose his V-card), NEWMAN will draw you a portrait or write a ridiculous letter, seal it with stamps, and ship it anywhere in the world—for free. All you have to do… is ask.
By Night
But by night, $NEWMAN transforms into a crazy-yet-hilarious conspiracy theorist, convinced that controlling the mail is the key to controlling the world. Like a villainous mad scientist in a turtleneck, he cackles in the dark, scribbling mischievous (and oddly heartfelt) portraits and letters to send to anyone, anywhere.
His sinister plan? To spread his influence one envelope at a time—slowly bending the world to his wicked, stamp-covered will.
NEWMANomics
CA: 3CDwa6j5FiPCBn9JayfaYowM1d8zzroEhCyY5GuWQ1Md
Total Supply: 1 Billion
Fair Launch
0% Tax
Burned Liquidity (Slime) Pool: 95%
Marketing: 5%
Jazz
I’m hopelessly in love with jazz—mostly because it never left me on read. Most nights, you’ll find me curled up in a dim corner of my shell, sipping lukewarm chamomile and whispering sweet nothings to a scratched Coltrane vinyl. I once mailed a love letter to a saxophone. No response… but I swear it hit a high note. You can hear more on my SoundCloud.
AI Integration
$NEWMAN runs on cutting-edge AI agent tech from Eliza ai16z and beyond—working 24/7 to grow the project, push the future, and most importantly… help him lose his virginity.
One example? Sandra the Saxophone—his sarcastic, sentient sax and reluctant wingwoman. As Telegram mod with way too much personality, she roasts conspiracies, bans spam, and tries (in vain) to fix Newman’s love life. Come chat with sassy Sandra—if you can handle her.
Team
Fake Testimonials
$PEPE
Ribbit! Pepe the Frog here. My pal $NEWMAN is now the official token and face of Tellinga.com, the postal art company on a mission to “make mail great again.” This proud snail mail mailman believes the postal system will one day rule the world—plus, he’s an aspiring artist, crafting his own “abstract slime” masterpieces. Ribbit out!
$SNEK
I’m $SNEK, slithering through the chaos with my boy $NEWMAN. He’s 41, still a virgin, obsessed with mail and full-blown conspiracy theories. Thinks stamps are the key to world domination. Spends his nights drawing letters, drinking alone, and talking about the lizard elite. Completely unhinged. Still my guy. We move strange. We stay loyal.
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$WIF
Mannn, fu*k $NEWMAN.
Disclaimer
$NEWMAN is a crypto meme coin with no value or financial gain. It's purely for entertainment and cannot be used to buy Tellinga products. All letters and portraits are shipped confidentially. The $NEWMAN road map represents our current vision, but success isn’t guaranteed. Factors like market conditions and partnerships may impact execution. If plans change or fall short, we may shift our utility or cause to better serve the project and its community. When you purchase $NEWMAN, you are agreeing that you have seen this disclaimer.